Contest: Ugliest Pattern Ever
From the discussion over at the Sewing Circle, I can tell you ladies love talking about ugly patterns! Since it's so much fun, let's make it a contest: Over at the forum, post an image of the ugliest pattern envelope you can find. I'll pick the winner based on my completely objective tastes. The winner will receive a definitely non-ugly pattern from my stash (I'll hopefully have the right size for you).

Oooh I will watch that with bated breath.
Only I also think you should have a future challenge where people sew something from the ugliest patterns ever. ;)
I don’t know whether to be disappointed or relieved that I have nothing to contribute. :)
Oh. Mah. Gawd. That is hideous!
Surely even the artist would have hesitated before handing that one over to the printers! Yuck – unflattering beyond belief.
Bahahaha this looks hysterical! I love it in all it’s ugliness!